This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw.
This month’s column is sponsored by Parks Canada. Parks Canada – pet our bears, just don’t feed the geese.
Norm: Hi, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –
Gord: Hey there.
Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, trees.
Norm: Yeah, trees.
Gord: Trees are real Canadian, eh?
Norm: Yeah, real Canadian.
Gord: What kind of trees we talkin’ about, eh?
Norm: All trees.
Gord: All trees?
Norm: Yeah, like, wooden ones.
Gord: All trees are made of wood, ya hoser.
Norm: Not rubber trees, eh.
Gord: What’s a rubber tree?
Norm: A tree made of rubber.
Gord: Wouldn’t that be, like, bendy?
Norm: Not all rubber is bendy, eh. Pucks don’t bend.
Gord: That’s true.
Norm: That is true.
Norm: Truer than true.
Gord: What’s truer than true?
Norm: Super truth.
Norm: This has been Norm and Gord McLuhan –
Gord: Ho there.
Norm: – discussing trees.