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Point-Counterpoint: European Swallows vs. African Swallows

I think we can agree that European swallows are the far superior bird based on the simple fact that they are migratory. Think of all the things a European swallow has seen over the years.

 

Ah hee he he he ha. HA HA HE HE HE HE!

 

Hmm. I suppose the fact that an African swallow can carry a coconut should be considered. But worldly experience beats out brute strength any day in my books!

 

HE HE HE! Shall we say that flight speed is an adequate tiebreaker?

 

Well I suppose but –

 

Then what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow?

 

Well I don’t know but, AHHH!

 

HE HE HE HE! Now that is how you win a point-counterpoint!