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Toike Oike Writer Wanders Off

Having previously decided to write an article for the Toike Oike, postmodern gender studies student Edward Yang soon wandered off and left the article unfinished. Much like the piece of toast he nibbled at for breakfast. Or that half-completed sign-thing at Harbord and Spadina.

 

Although initially dedicated to the task of writing, Yang was eventually distracted by something more interesting and left. He reportedly became frustrated with his task once it became apparent that he had started the first two paragraphs of his article with essentially the same sentence. As of yet, it has yet to be determined whether he wandered off mentally or physically. Or metaphorically. Or spiritually.

 

Furthermore, it is unclear what in particular Yang had set out to write in the first place. When eventually reached for comment all Yang had to say wa