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Tuesday, 01 February 2011 06:31

An Open Letter

Written by  Aaron Peever
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To whom it may concern:

If you’re reading this letter I may have some information that may be of some concern to you. You see, I am simply a concerned citizen with several concerns that I would like heard.

I’m concerned that you do not share my concern with these issues. That is easily the item that is of greatest concern to me, the concerned citizen.

I’m also concerned that I’ve never before heard the term ‘procern’ yet I feel that it would be the most effective word at conveying the opposite of how I feel (Which is quite concerned).

Perhaps you appreciate my concerns, and even share many of them; though I doubt your level of concern is anywhere near as high as mine. Which causes me more concern.

Please take note of my concerns and do what you can to ease them, or at least make them your concerns, too. That would help tremendously. If someone were to adopt my level of concern for these issues I could in theory experience less concern personally while still knowing that the aggregate level of concern is through the roof, the only level of concern with which I am comfortable.

Please do what you can to share my concerns as it’s been quite some time since my concerns have been low enough to allow me to actually sleep. My insomnia is also a cause for concern but that is really more of a personal concern. It would be foolish of me to expect you to express concern for something as personal as my personal concerns.

I must conclude this correspondence as I fear that I have begun to ramble, and that is causing me some major concern.

Victoria Moore
President, Concerned Citizens of Canada

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