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Issue: January 2015

U of T to Burn International Fees

Posted on: January 20th, 2015

As another semester begins, international students are once again faced with the bleak reality of their investment in education. Students have long wondered why they have to pay three times the tuition of their classmates, and apparently the administration did not know either. Beginning in February, the largely unused piles of cash will be burned […]


Snitches Get Bitches

Posted on: January 20th, 2015

Police inducing public cooperation by rewarding informants with prostitutes


New Taco Bell ‘Quasar-ito’ Unveiled

Posted on: January 20th, 2015

Taco Bell’s latest menu item has stirred some controversy south of the border. While some customers are calling the “Quasar-ito” a delicious addition to the fast-food restaurant’s value menu, millions of others have been killed or driven from their homes by its unprecedented size and tanginess. Despite outcries from nutritional, scientific, and military groups across […]


‘Murican Eagle Coming to Eaton Centre

Posted on: January 20th, 2015

Advertisements boast “land of the 25%-off”