‘Murican Eagle Coming to Eaton Centre

Advertisements boast “land of the 25%-off”

New Taco Bell ‘Quasar-ito’ Unveiled

Taco Bell’s latest menu item has stirred some controversy south of the border. While some customers are calling the “Quasar-ito” a delicious addition to the fast-food restaurant’s value menu, millions of others have been killed or driven from their homes by its unprecedented size and tanginess. Despite outcries from nutritional, scientific, and military groups across [...]

Snitches Get Bitches

Police inducing public cooperation by rewarding informants with prostitutes

U of T to Burn International Fees

As another semester begins, international students are once again faced with the bleak reality of their investment in education. Students have long wondered why they have to pay three times the tuition of their classmates, and apparently the administration did not know either. Beginning in February, the largely unused piles of cash will be burned [...]