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Norm and Gord Discuss the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Posted on: January 14th, 2020

This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw. This month’s column is sponsored by The Walt Disney Company. Disney – profiting off the dreams of children since 1923.    Norm: Good day, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –  Gord, humming the MCU theme: […]

‘Captain Competent Has Struck Again’: Chief of Police

Posted on: January 14th, 2020

GROATHAM CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT – In a rare press conference on the steps of the GCPD 21st Precinct, Chief of Police Jiminy Grodan announced that the prolific criminal known as Captain Competent has struck again. “We are currently investigating a jewel heist perpetrated late last night in the neighbourhood commonly referred to as Shady Heights,” […]

ÜBERMAN

Posted on: January 14th, 2020

Volume 1 issue 1 Thor engaged in combat with his nefarious brother Loki high above the city. Despite the chaos wrought by the trickster god, that brought upon by his brother, the so-called “hero,” was far worse, for the thunder god cast lightning down upon the innocents and smashed their homes with his prized Mjölnir.  […]

Rog and Dick Discuss Parliamentary Procedure

Posted on: November 10th, 2019

This one-time only column features the titillating discussion between the sons of former British MP Albert Percival Corningsbee III, Roginald and Richard Corningsbee from Shropshire and Nottingham respectively. This column is brought to you by Queen Elizabeth II. Queen Elizabeth II – like Queen Elizabeth I if Queen Elizabeth I, um, got busy. Rog: Good […]

Toike Take – London’s Worst

Posted on: November 10th, 2019

This column features the 3 worst people, places or things (Nouns, for those of you who failed grade 4) in London, England this month, personal bias definitely included. 3. Piccadilly Circus. What do you think this is? No, really. Give me your best guess of what Piccadilly Circus is. Chances are, if you’ve never been […]

QUIZ: Are you watching Love Island or are you just having a stroke?

Posted on: November 10th, 2019

Describe your vision.  Everything looks blurry. I think I am seeing double and am possibly losing sight in my left eye.  Everything looks orange. All the women I see either have lip fillers or are in a mild stage of anaphylactic shock. There is so much hairless, glistening flesh that I am quite certain I […]

BREAKING: UK CLIPS IRELAND ON EXIT FROM EU

Posted on: November 10th, 2019

DUNDALK, COUNTY LOUTH – At approximately 2:30AM an emergency bulletin from the Irish Department of Impending Doom was published on social media:  “NORTHERN IRELAND HAS PHYSICALLY SEPARATED FROM THE REST OF THE ISLAND, ROTATED 40 DEGREES, AND IS CONTINUING ON A NORTHWESTERLY TRAJECTORY. SATELLITE IMAGES SHOW THE REST OF THE UK IS FOLLOWING SUIT. CORNWALL […]

Queen Elizabeth Caught Saying “Cum” In Newly Released Video

Posted on: November 10th, 2019

In a scandal the British tabloids have quickly begun referring to as “Cumpocalypse,” the Queen has been caught saying the word “Cum” in a 1999 video which was accidentally attached to a Buckingham Palace press release Friday. News outlets quickly obtained copies of the video before it was deleted, and the video has been shown […]

India begins colonisation of the United Kingdom

Posted on: November 10th, 2019

Following the outcome of Brexit, the Prime Minister of India, Narendra Modi, has announced the formation of a Chartered Trading Company, the “North Seas Trading Company”, for the sole purpose of the colonization and development of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. “These people are uncivilized savages,” stated Hari Mukherjee, the Indian Foreign Minister, while reviewing […]

Norm and Gourd Discuss Pumpkins and Halloween

Posted on: November 10th, 2019

This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw. This month’s column is sponsored by Sobey’s. Sobey’s  – like No Frills, but with frills.   Norm: Hi, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –  Gord: Hi there. Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, […]