6 had had a long day at work, and was exhausted. But it was not going home just yet. Instead, 6 was going to engage in its one guilty pleasure. Seeing 9. 6 and 7 had been together for only a short while, since March of last year, but their relationship had moved fast. They [...]
SUPERIOR PRODUCER was a ship that was launched on 10th August 1957 and delivered to her first company on August 11th, 1957. The ship was 50.22 m in length and 7.79 m in breadth. The boat was over 400 tonnes and had a capacity of 739 cubic meters. She was first named ANDROMEDA, and was [...]
Prime Minister Mark Carney has, on numerous occasions, expressed an interest in yaoi. CBC news reported that Carney had watched up to Episode 5 of Heated Rivalry as of the Canadian Media Producers Association gala in Ottawa on January 29th, where he requested to hold up Hudson Williams’s leg for photos after being given a [...]
Itchy Itchy – A Love Story between Pubic Lice and Chlamydia
I crawl between the strands of curly hair in my abode. And that’s when I see green discharge that is clumpy, but not too clumpy. The perfect mixture of voluptuous and thin. She’s perfect. Who is this girl? What is the cause of this change in my abode? “Chlamydia.” I overhear a man’s voice, “not [...]
Since November 28, 2025, one subject has been at the forefront of the world’s collective consciousness: yaoi. With this global obsession has come many questions, such as “what is Connor Storrie’s ass workout?” “Is this an appropriate Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza conversation?” and “can the stranger on the subway see my phone screen, and, if so, are they [...]
Straight Man, Into the Omegaverse
I was innocent once. I used to have dreams. I used to have whimsy. Then my friend taught me what the Omegaverse was. I was walking through wonderland with friends, having fun, not asking to learn things I didn't know. Then my weird friend told me, do you know what the Omegaverse is? I'm a [...]
An exerpt from the speech made by EngSoc VP Communications candidate Xinyang Wang. "I hope you're ready for this because I'm aboutta go beast mode. Good evening everyone, my name is Xinyang Wang, EngSci 2T9, and I'm running for VPC. I think the issue that might be on people's minds is why choose a first [...]
“Fell For It Again” Award Given To Klancer and Heller Who Thought Byler Was Going To Happen
Warning: This article contains spoilers for Voltron: Legendary Defender, Supernatural, and Stranger Things. The “Fell For It Again” Award, which is presented to those who have been fooled multiple times, has been awarded to a Byler fan following the Stranger Things series finale on December 31, 2025. The fan, Twitter X user @byler_is_canon_king, was awarded [...]
Point / Counterpoint: Yaoi vs. Yuri
YaoiPOINT YuriCOUNTERPOINT Modern fandom owes most of what it has to yaoi of the past. Think about the great ships of the past: Kirk and Spock. Holmes and Watson. Naruto and Sasuke. The literary tradition and fandom culture owes so much to Yaoi. You’re putting words in my mouth, and as a yaoi fan, [...]
Virgin Sex Columnist: Reclaiming My Male Power By Subverting Society’s Expectations to Maximize My Sigma Alpha (I’m both at once) Power. They said “worst songs to have sex to,” so I viewed it as “best songs to create shareholder value to.” So, as happens to me as a high-value male, my sheer aura was so [...]
I hear whispers of his charm, stories of the way he can lighten you up in mere seconds. I envy all of those students that pass through his strong doors, laughing, living. Sure he is a little bit younger than me, but when I think about his presence I am reminded that I am simply [...]
“Welcome everyone, to our University of Toronto Fan Convention!” Charlie Morningstar screamed at the top of her lungs into the podium microphone. The ringing in the room from that auditory blast lasted about as long as the ringing in her ear, after which she raised her head up once more and resumed her speech. “We’re [...]
It was a late, drowsy evening when Professor Tophat took shelter in the building. Toronto, as usual, never failed to turn his fingers to ice at this time of day. He had just given the students their midterm that morning. While Tophat was sure they felt quite confident, he couldn’t help but chuckle to himself. [...]
Content Warnings: Mentions of human trafficking, child neglect, divorce, alcoholism, smoking, bad pop music. I opened my eyes, smelling the cigar smoke in the air, seeing the dark room. I rolled over on my cheap, lumpy twin bed. I haven't been getting much sleep recently. As I rubbed my watering orbs and forced myself to [...]
I. The number on the screen was 47. Rango had been expecting bad. He had not been expecting 47. There is a specific sort of academic grief that arrives not with a dramatic crash but a slow, pressurized deflation, like a tire going flat on the 401. And sitting in the MIE common room at [...]
One afternoon, I looked at the two couples in my friend group and thought they were very cute; unfortunately, they were both straight couples, and I couldn’t possibly stand for hetslop. I’d been asked many times before if I enjoyed hetslop couples in media, and, while there were some I could get behind, they still [...]
Dean Winchester No One Understands You Like I Do … Except Maybe Castiel
Being alive in the wonderful year of 2026 gives us access to a lot of wonderful things: strawberries, AO3, Heated Rivalry, fresh water (limited: fuck you genAI), yaoi, and blocking Sombr on Instagram. The thing that differentiates us now is the yaoi ship that you dedicated your life to. The classic yaoi ships used to [...]
THE BEST (SUPER SAFE) APHRODISIAC RECIPE!!!!!!!
Are you feeling that your virility is lacking? Do you struggle to 'get in the mood'? Well, you're in luck because I have come up with the PERFECT Aphrodisiac recipe for you to help you reclaim your love life!!! The best part: All NATURAL ingredients! (Note: these have not been tested and may be severely [...]
As the sunny days of summer approach, we recall the nicest times of the year: skimmering the lakes on a 420. With waves stronger than midterms, and winds gusting faster than oncoming exams, riding a 420 powers through sailing conditions as unbeatably as ever. While the indicator 420 may be synonymous to engineering students as [...]
1. What's your ideal relationship dynamic?a. Dom/sub vibes b. Forced proximityc. Coworkers-to-loversd. Nerds in lovee. Fated lovers 2. What is your best childhood memory?a. Literally any time before a presentation b. Having my own bedroomc. Being allowed to drink coffee for the first timed. Grinding for examse. Meeting my partner 3. What's your favourite colour? a. Super soft [...]
AriesLook out for icebergs, your ship might sink. I don’t care that you’re tired. You literally got a warning about icebergs. What’s that? You don’t even have a search light? Or enough lifeboats? Because your ship is unsinkable? Yeah…, sure bud. Don’t let your hubris result in tragedy. TaurusWatch out! You will get stuck in [...]
UofT Building Ships (For Your Consideration)
Everyone loves buildings, especially civil engineers. But what if the buildings loved each other? Sandford Fleming x Galbraith. Wouldn’t you love to be permanently conjoined to your lover? Pairing the freaky, pit-loving SF with the seemingly straight-laced GB would create wonderful fireworks, among other things. Bahen x Myhal. Pit the two nerds together, because nobody [...]
A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on its way to the depot.The police are warning citizens to be on the look out for a gang of hardened criminals. We finally got AO3 back up!But unfortunately it went down immediately :( It’s been hard to access AO3 recently Why are fanfiction writers so good at gardening? [...]
Chris Redfield was feeling particularly hungry for a sandwich. He walked over to his fridge and opened the door, feeling the weight of the metal deep in his arms. He surveyed the contents: Sourdough, Comté, and Dijon. Seemed palatable enough. Chris delicately took the chopping board from its place, stroking the soft, yet firm wood. [...]
WHAT ON EARTH ARE THE MUGGLES DOING TO ME????
It has recently come to my attention that you lowly Muggles have been inserting me into romantic relationships of your choosing. Very well, I suppose this could be entertaining, but be warned. My father holds a great deal of power at the Ministry and you would NOT want to upset him. Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter POTTER! [...]
