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Fap Fap Revolution Becomes Sleeper Hit

A new masturbation-based mobile game, Fap Fap Revolution, has a become a hit almost overnight on the App Store and Google Play. The game, which is a spin-off of the popular Tap Tap Revolution, has the player “peel the carrot” (or for the ladies “flick the bean”) to the rhythm of all their favourite tunes. It takes advantage of the gyroscopes present in many of today’s smartphones and keeps track of the user’s daily masturbation habits. The game can even send critical data such as frequency and most-jerked-to songs to the player’s doctor and/or psychiatrist.

The player starts the game off with a 30 second sample of Katy Perry’s “Firework” and the full version of a song by an artist nobody knows. They can purchase more songs later on, including the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic theme song (which was so widely demanded that it caused the developer’s server to crash upon release). Fap Fap Revolution is free on all mobile platforms, and fans can expect the sequel, Fap Fap Forever, some time in 2016.