While most parents are used to raising their children at home, allowing them unfettered access to the internet and obscene amounts of screen time, another alternative is growing in popularity. Increasingly, parents are shipping their children to farms, to be raised amongst everyone’s favourite animals.

At the farm, children are allowed to graze in the fields, where only the finest grass is grown. At night, they get to sleep in a very comfortable bundle of hay that gets replaced twice monthly.

Many children return from the farm with a greater understanding of animal culture, with some attempting to converse with the local fauna. 

Many parents even opt to send their kids to the winter program, while they go to Aruba for some much needed rest and relaxation.