This is a translation of an article from the North Korean magazine [REDACTED] .

After not fielding any professional athletes for the 2018 Winter Olympics, the Canadian Hockey Team is at a disadvantage compared to the glorious North Korean team. The publication team here at [REDACTED]would like to remind you that Great Leader Kim Jong-Un is the best hockey player in the world; there is no team on Earth capable of defeating him.

NOTE: It has been confirmed by the Toike that Mr. Kim has not, in fact, been playing hockey.

Our Great Leader has announced that “Korea has no bad hockey players, only good ones. We cannot allow for the existence of bad Korean hockey players.”

NOTE: Many of North Korea’s hockey players were reported missing since the beginning of the 2018 Olympics.

Recently, both Glorious North Korea and Canada played their second game against each other. Most Glorious North Korean Hockey Team was leading against the Canadians 153-0 after the first period. This is similar to when Canada was struggling in their first game, with a score of 2-1 against the North Korea. North Korea is simply the best hockey team in existence after achieving such a magnificent lead in the first period. (This article was not written with a North Korean army guy beside the reporter).