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Mr. Blue & Gold: Who is He?

After recovering from their week-long hangovers, engineering students at U of T were shocked to discover that Mr. Blue & Gold had mysteriously changed his entire physical appearance. The severity of the issue was overlooked until F!rosh were discovered screaming “drop your pants” at their Calc II WeBWork, hoping to remember what Mr. Blue & Gold looks like.

“I’ve heard it’s some kind of STD,” claimed one student. “We’re lucky we’re in engineering or else we’d have a full-blown pandemic on our hands.”

This is not the first time this phenomenon has occurred. Astrologists have noted that Mr. Blue & Gold’s transfiguration has occurred exclusively in months starting with the letter J, excluding June and July. Recent horoscopes have suggested the involvement of a “supreme pasta beast of the celestial spheres” in this mysterious yearly occurrence.

Eyewitness reports have revealed that Mr. Blue & Gold is now responding to the call Daniel and was last spotted dropping his pants.