This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw.
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Norm: Hi, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –
Gord: Hi there.
Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, fantasy.
Gord: Uh, what kind of fantasy, Norm?
Norm: High fantasy, such as one might find in the works of Tolkien, Martin, or Lewis. Often such fantastical stories are set in a world other than the one we live in, one of fiction, with unique cultures, religions, and trad-
Gord: Yer kind of a nerd, Norm.
Norm: I just read that off o’ Google.
Norm: Hey Gord?
Norm: Is this the real life?
Gord: Whaddaya mean?
Norm: ‘r is this just fantasy?
Gord: I… I think this is the real life Norm.
Norm: Caught in a landsliiiiide-
Gord: I don’t think we get those here in Moose Jaw.
Norm: No escape from reali-
Gord: Oh it’s that song, eh?
Norm: Yeah, Gord, ya hoser. You know that one.
Gord: Yeah, Tragically Hip.
Norm: Tragically Hip.
Gord: RIP Gord.
Norm: RIP Gord. This has been Norm and Gord McLuhan –
Gord: OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND –
Norm: Discussing fantasy.