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Norm and Gord Discuss Fine Art

This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw.

This month’s column is sponsored by the AGO. The AGO – it wasn’t long AGO that we had guests.


Norm: Hi, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –

Gord: Hey there!

Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, fine art.

Gord: Hey. Hey Norm.

Norm: What is it Gord, ya hosehead? Yer holdin’ up the pod!

Gord: If you get rid of the “i,” the “n”… wait, we’re bein’ recorded?

Norm: Yeah, Gord. This is our Juno Award-winning podcast, Norm and Gord Discuss.

Gord: Discuss what?

Norm: Fine art.

Gord: But we don’t discuss fine art every week. We’ve never discussed fine art.

Norm: No, the title this week is Norm and Gord Discuss Fine Art. This week we’re discussing fine art.

Gord: No we’re not, we’re discussing the title of our podcast. And since when do we record this show, eh?

Norm: Since always, ya hosehead. Didja think that we just sit here and talk about stuff?

Gord: I thought we normally film the show!

Norm: We can’t, eh. We’re a rip-off of an actual TV show, so we hide on Spotify.

Gord: Bigger rip-off than an undersized band-aid on an infected and scabbed over knee.

Norm: Geez, Gord. That’s graphic.

Gord: Butcha understand what I mean, eh?

Norm: Unfortunately. What was that thing you wanted to tell me earlier?

Gord: It’s fart.

Norm: Fart…?

Gord: F…art.

Norm: This has been Norm and Gord McLuhan –

Gord: Hi!

Norm: – discussing fine art.