This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw.
This month’s column is sponsored by the AGO. The AGO – it wasn’t long AGO that we had guests.
Norm: Hi, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –
Gord: Hey there!
Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, fine art.
Gord: Hey. Hey Norm.
Norm: What is it Gord, ya hosehead? Yer holdin’ up the pod!
Gord: If you get rid of the “i,” the “n”… wait, we’re bein’ recorded?
Norm: Yeah, Gord. This is our Juno Award-winning podcast, Norm and Gord Discuss.
Gord: Discuss what?
Norm: Fine art.
Gord: But we don’t discuss fine art every week. We’ve never discussed fine art.
Norm: No, the title this week is Norm and Gord Discuss Fine Art. This week we’re discussing fine art.
Gord: No we’re not, we’re discussing the title of our podcast. And since when do we record this show, eh?
Norm: Since always, ya hosehead. Didja think that we just sit here and talk about stuff?
Gord: I thought we normally film the show!
Norm: We can’t, eh. We’re a rip-off of an actual TV show, so we hide on Spotify.
Gord: Bigger rip-off than an undersized band-aid on an infected and scabbed over knee.
Norm: Geez, Gord. That’s graphic.
Gord: Butcha understand what I mean, eh?
Norm: Unfortunately. What was that thing you wanted to tell me earlier?
Gord: It’s fart.
Norm: This has been Norm and Gord McLuhan –
Norm: – discussing fine art.