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Norm and Gord Discuss Marijuana

This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw.

This month’s column is sponsored by Doug Ford. Doug Ford – now serving drugs, again!


Norm: Good day, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –

Gord: Hi there.

Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, marijuana.

Gord: But Gord, are we allowed to discuss marijuana?

Norm: I don’t see why not, eh.

Gord: Okay.

Norm: Alright, so marijuana-

Gord: -or weed!

Norm: Or sometimes pot-

Gord: -or ganja!

Norm: That doesn’t sound right.

Gord: Of course not, we’re from uh… from uh…

Norm: Gord, ya okay there, bud?

Gord: Hmm?

Norm: Yer eyes are lookin’ a little red there, Gord.

Gord: Ya got any snacks? Like, Hickory Sticks er somethin’?

Norm: Where would I be keeping Hickory Sticks?

Gord: Ya always got Hickory Sticks, ya hoser. I bet yer hidin’ ‘em.

Norm: Why would I be hiding Hickory Sticks?

Gord giggles loudly.

Gord: Because… you’re stick of me.

Gord bursts out laughing, tears streaming. Norm sighs audibly.

Norm: Gord, that… That doesn’t make any… [he sighs] This has been Norm and Gord McLuhan –

Gord continues to laugh.

Norm: – discussing weed.