This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw.
This month’s column is sponsored by Doug Ford. Doug Ford – now serving drugs, again!
Norm: Good day, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –
Gord: Hi there.
Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, marijuana.
Gord: But Gord, are we allowed to discuss marijuana?
Norm: I don’t see why not, eh.
Norm: Alright, so marijuana-
Gord: -or weed!
Norm: Or sometimes pot-
Gord: -or ganja!
Norm: That doesn’t sound right.
Gord: Of course not, we’re from uh… from uh…
Norm: Gord, ya okay there, bud?
Norm: Yer eyes are lookin’ a little red there, Gord.
Gord: Ya got any snacks? Like, Hickory Sticks er somethin’?
Norm: Where would I be keeping Hickory Sticks?
Gord: Ya always got Hickory Sticks, ya hoser. I bet yer hidin’ ‘em.
Norm: Why would I be hiding Hickory Sticks?
Gord giggles loudly.
Gord: Because… you’re stick of me.
Gord bursts out laughing, tears streaming. Norm sighs audibly.
Norm: Gord, that… That doesn’t make any… [he sighs] This has been Norm and Gord McLuhan –
Gord continues to laugh.
Norm: – discussing weed.