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Norm and Gord Discuss… The Easter Bunny

This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw. This month’s column is sponsored by Robin Hood, the app not the Furry Movie. Robin Hood – get your fair share of the stock market. Wait. No, not like that!

 

Norm: Hi there. I’m Norm McLuhan and this is my brother, Gord –

Gord: Hey there.

Norm: – and, today, we’re discussing the Easter Bunny.

Gord: Oh.

Norm: What is it, Gord?

Gord: It’s nothin’, Norm.

Norm: I’m serious, Gord. What’s bothering you?

Gord: No, Mom would get mad at me if I told you.

Norm: I DON’T THINK THE EASTER BUNNY IS REAL, GORD!

Gord: Shhh.

Norm: Oh, for Pete’s sake, Gord. I’m not a child.

Gord: Then why does Uncle Frank dress up as the Easter Bunny every year?

Norm: Oh. Um, Gord.

Gord: Yes, Norm.

Norm: Uncle Frank doesn’t dress up as the Easter Bunny.

Gord: Whaddya mean, Norm?

Norm: Well, he does dress up as a bunny, but that’s not for Easter.

Gord: Well then what’s it f-oh.

Norm: You just realized what the theme was, didn’t you?

Gord: Yeah.

Norm: This has been Norm and Gord –

Gord: We deserved 2020.

Norm: – discussing the Easter Bunny.