This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw. This month’s column is sponsored by Robin Hood, the app not the Furry Movie. Robin Hood – get your fair share of the stock market. Wait. No, not like that!
Norm: Hi there. I’m Norm McLuhan and this is my brother, Gord –
Gord: Hey there.
Norm: – and, today, we’re discussing the Easter Bunny.
Norm: What is it, Gord?
Gord: It’s nothin’, Norm.
Norm: I’m serious, Gord. What’s bothering you?
Gord: No, Mom would get mad at me if I told you.
Norm: I DON’T THINK THE EASTER BUNNY IS REAL, GORD!
Norm: Oh, for Pete’s sake, Gord. I’m not a child.
Gord: Then why does Uncle Frank dress up as the Easter Bunny every year?
Norm: Oh. Um, Gord.
Gord: Yes, Norm.
Norm: Uncle Frank doesn’t dress up as the Easter Bunny.
Gord: Whaddya mean, Norm?
Norm: Well, he does dress up as a bunny, but that’s not for Easter.
Gord: Well then what’s it f-oh.
Norm: You just realized what the theme was, didn’t you?
Norm: This has been Norm and Gord –
Gord: We deserved 2020.
Norm: – discussing the Easter Bunny.