The other day representatives of the Ford government unveiled their new plan to combat climate change.

“The plan is simple,” began Hugh G. Ahole. “We will not be approving any social media or regular media posts that have to do with global warming or climate change. The goal with this is to remove the thought from people’s minds that the way they live their consumerist lives affects the environment. This way everyone continue to live in peace as they unknowingly destroy the environment to a point of know return.”

When asked about the potential risks associated with the damage to the earth, Ahole assured us not to worry about it as that will be the next administrations problem. Although not set to be implemented until late 2019, it promises to revolutionise the way that the general public thinks of climate change.