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Point-Counterpoint: Matthew vs. Spencer

Well, obviously Matthew is the better Senior Staff Writer. I mean he wrote most of the last Toike and probably most of this one.


Hey, that’s no fair. Spencer helped too. Maybe he was just busy because he studies physics and not biology like Matthew.

First, it’s biochemistry, molecular genetics, and microbiology. Second, are you bad-mouthing biology? At least Spencer gets to meetings on time.

HA! You just said Spencer is better.

SHIT! I meant to say Matthew. Matthew Gene is the better of the two. I just got them confused.

Hold up. Matthew Gene? It says Matthew Ki up there in the by-line. So, is it Matthew Gene or Matthew Ki?

Huh. Come to think of it, I’m not sure which is which.

Me neither. So, I guess it’s a tie…?