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Rog and Dick Discuss Parliamentary Procedure

This one-time only column features the titillating discussion between the sons of former British MP Albert Percival Corningsbee III, Roginald and Richard Corningsbee from Shropshire and Nottingham respectively.

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Rog: Good morning, dear readers. My name is Roginald Corningsbee of Shropshire, England, and this is my half-brother Richard, uh, Corningsbee from Nottingham.

Dick:

Rog: Richard, that was your cue. You were supposed to introduce yourself.

Dick: Wha’s this then?

Rog: We are supposed to discuss Parliamentary Procedure today for our friends at the Toike Oike.

Dick: Wha in the bloody hell is a fookin’ Toike Oike.

Rog: Some sort of monthly in Canada published for humour. We are supposed to have a comedic discussion about Parliamentary Procedure.

Dick: How in the bloody hell are these burks, blokes and bints havin’ a fookin’ laugh at Parliamentary Procedure.

Rog: I am not entirely sure, Richard. But our acquaintances from Canada asked us to discuss it all the same.

Dick: Who gives a flippin’ flamingo ‘bout those arses? And stop callin’ me fookin’ Richard, you gobber.

Rog: Well how would you like me to refer to you?

Dick: I s’pose I’d most like for you to bugger off fo’ good, eh?

Rog: You may be my father’s illegitimate son, but that does not mean that we are not family.

Dick: Fine, you can call me Dick if you like.

Rog: I would be amenable to that. I suppose I do like Dick.

Dick: HAHAHAHA!!! I can’t believe you fookin’ said it. You bloody muppet. HAHAHA!

Rog: I MEANT AS A NAME FOR YOU, YOU JUVENILE TWIT! Pardon my language, dear readers. This has been Roginald and Richard Corningsbee…

Dick: HAHAHAHA!

Rog: …discussing Parliamentary Procedure, apparently.

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