This column features the 3 worst people, places or things (Nouns, for those of you who failed grade 4) in Toronto this month, personal bias definitely included.
- Toronto Housing Market – It’s a great time to rent in Toronto (if you are affluent). Now is perfect to switch to a new rental contact because rent prices are really low right now due to Covid-19 (only if you are of means). Everyone (who is well-off) should be taking advantage of the first rental decline in Toronto in almost 10 years, I can’t believe how lucky we (my daddy owns two summer homes in the Hamptons) are!
- Comicon 2021 – Due to Covid-19, Toronto Comicon has made the difficult decision to cancel Comicon 2021. The three-day weekend event is a spectacular exhibition of creativity, fan devotion and spirit. However there has been no word on Furcon 2021 and I’d really like to know more information about that please. I need to know whether or not to order custom neon wolf elf ears so any information about Furcon 2021 status is appreciated thanks.
- Cookie Monster Pyjama Pants – Oh, how we revere thou; wearer of the pants, fearer of none. Patron saint of skipping class in high school. Who are we to question if cigarettes from a bag are safe, for our follies compare not to your infinite sage. Questionable hair dye knows not the victory over your self-esteem, just as your parents know not of your whereabouts at all times. Teach us the way of the Cookie Monster Pyjama Pants, and we the masses will teach you basic math and also how to be a little bit quieter indoors.
Honorable mention: Watch me whip/ nae nae – Remember that song? lol so stupid.