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Issue: December 2020

Toike take – Toronto’s Worst

Posted on: December 27th, 2020

This column features the 3 worst people, places or things (Nouns, for those of you who failed grade 4) in Toronto this month, personal bias definitely included.   Skating at Nathan Phillips Square– It’s almost that time of year again: crowds of people skating in circles and taking cheesy pictures in front of the ‘Toronto’ […]


Choke Me, Dunder Mifflin Daddy

Posted on: December 27th, 2020

Ok kiddos, things are gonna get weird in here real quick, so leave if that makes you uncomfortable. I’ll wait. Are we alone? Good. Lemme start by saying that I know who you are, Toby Flenderson. You know what I’m talking about, you dirty depressed Dundee-less dingus. You’re really gonna make me say it? Fine. […]


Disney as a Personality Trait

Posted on: December 27th, 2020

Yooooooo my fahmmms. Why is this italicized? Hold on.  There we go. Fixed that.  Anyways I want to talk with you today about those annoying zombies. Y’know, zombies. You probably have one in your life. Scratch that – you probably have SEVERAL. These zombies feed on content. And no, not juicy over-the-top satirical Toike Oike […]


How to Skirt Around Intellectual Property Laws as an Up-and-Coming Fan Fiction Author

Posted on: December 27th, 2020

Just do it. Who cares. I would tell you to try to not over-do it but you probably will anyways so please at least just respect women. Thanks. 


Kronk as a Feminist Icon 

Posted on: December 27th, 2020

My dear friend, what are the defining traits of feminism? Some may say empowerment, others radical compassion, and still more that it’s a social movement originating from humble origins. All of these opinions are of course true, and it’s important to note that feminism is not defined by any one characteristic, but rather, it’s objective. […]


M&M’s Ranked by Fuckability

Posted on: December 27th, 2020