With the UTSU elections coming up in late March, you may be beginning to see representatives interrupting your lectures or lunch lines for a brief spiel on how and why to vote for them. You may also be wondering why you should vote at all. After all, the average U of T commuter probably spends […]
The Facebook community has become a hotbed of cultural change in the last several years, and it was hit with another surprise when a local college student, Normat Hewman, uploaded a new profile photo last February. Normat is an average looking, everyday guy who likes having some drinks with friends and watching cat videos on […]
Matt Elmer (also known as @DankMATTY420) was last seen alive at an OBEY® specialty apparel store, reportedly taking pictures of himself and various gold-sticker endorned, flat-brimmed baseball caps. Mere moments later, he was found having a seizure by a sales associate. He was later pronounced dead at hospital. “It was just terrible,” a witness said, […]
Before we dive into the hits and pisses of the toiletry industry there is but one rule of thumb when it comes to choosing the best base for your butt and that is: never, ever use black lid toilettes. Can I say black? Anyway, just trust us on this. In vague order, here is your […]
The UTSU proudly promises to enact a number of measures to increase transparency to cap off the 2014-2015 school year. Most notably, large, single-pane glass windows will be replacing the leaded glass of the student union building at Hart House Circle. Your lovely UTSU officials have many other ideas to further the transparency agenda as […]
A rare occurrence happened last week when Malaysia Airlines flight 309 landed safely in Singapore. Although officials say the landing might have been just a coincidence, optimists are in search of a second landing that will prove that a pattern is taking place. According to Malaysia Airline CEO, they have been the safest airline in […]
The weekly meeting of a local humor newspaper became notably more uncomfortable last Thursday, after one writer pitched an article which was significantly more racist than anyone attending the meeting was prepared to handle. Upon hearing just the headline of the article, the mood of those in the room instantly shifted. The few chuckles and […]
A new poll has found that the Republican Party is still as cool as your dad. For decades now, the GOP has been struggling with volunteer and voter turnout when it comes to the youngest generation of voters. It has been theorized that this alienation is a result of Republicans’ lack of rad factor, but […]
Representatives for the Canadian forces have announced that soldiers deployed overseas will soon be equipped with the latest in camouflage technology. Developed in the heart of Toronto, a new uniform is designed to make military personnel almost undetectable. “We’re incredibly proud of this breakthrough,” said Joy Vasquez, head researcher on the project. “Like many of […]
