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Issue: March 2015

UTSU Office Closed Down

Posted on: April 1st, 2015

Structural deficiencies blamed as root cause

Fine, We Didn’t Want You To Vote Anyway

Posted on: March 16th, 2015

With the UTSU elections coming up in late March, you may be beginning to see representatives interrupting your lectures or lunch lines for a brief spiel on how and why to vote for them. You may also be wondering why you should vote at all. After all, the average U of T commuter probably spends […]

Average Looking Guy Gets 170 Likes on Monochrome Profile Picture

Posted on: March 16th, 2015

The Facebook community has become a hotbed of cultural change in the last several years, and it was hit with another surprise when a local college student, Normat Hewman, uploaded a new profile photo last February. Normat is an average looking, everyday guy who likes having some drinks with friends and watching cat videos on […]

17-Year-Old Male Dead from #Swag Overdose

Posted on: March 16th, 2015

Matt Elmer (also known as @DankMATTY420) was last seen alive at an OBEY® specialty apparel store, reportedly taking pictures of himself and various gold-sticker endorned, flat-brimmed baseball caps. Mere moments later, he was found having a seizure by a sales associate. He was later pronounced dead at hospital. “It was just terrible,” a witness said, […]

The Toike Oike Guide to Toilets on Campus

Posted on: March 16th, 2015

Before we dive into the hits and pisses of the toiletry industry there is but one rule of thumb when it comes to choosing the best base for your butt and that is: never, ever use black lid toilettes. Can I say black? Anyway, just trust us on this. In vague order, here is your […]

UTSU Promises to Increase Transparency

Posted on: March 16th, 2015

Malaysia Airlines flight lands safely

Posted on: March 16th, 2015

Study Finds Republicans Still Hip

Posted on: March 16th, 2015

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