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Issue: March 2018

Engineering Students Draft Plan for CEIE Building “Upgrades”

Posted on: August 28th, 2018

Before the new CEIE building opens its doors, a group of students are vowing to do some reconstruction to make the new student area feel more like home.   Sources say that students are plotting to give the building a new red paint job and reduce its size to a more manageable and comfy area. […]

Norm and Gord McLuhan Discuss Revolutions

Posted on: August 28th, 2018

This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw. This month’s column is sponsored by the NDP. The NDP – like socialism but, like, not?   Norm: Hi, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord – Gord: Hi there. Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, […]

Courting for Engineers

Posted on: August 28th, 2018

Believe it or not folks, spring is finally upon us! As the cool winter air, will soon make way for the warm smell of concrete, its time for lovers to emerge from their study holes and let their love blossom. Like the growing sweat stain that will be snaking its way across the front of […]

Point-Counterpoint: The Earth Is Flat vs. No, it’s just Saskatchewan

Posted on: August 28th, 2018

If the earth was some rock spinning through space, then wouldn’t we all just get thrown off and die? The earth is clearly a large disc that all the other cosmic bodies orbit. The snowy arctic mountains are in the centre and the seas surround it, and a massive wall of ice borders the edge. […]

Old man Outraged at Trendy Cafe for adding “Activated” Charcoal in drink

Posted on: August 27th, 2018

Harold Ng spoke out in outrage this week at trendy hipster establishment Cafe Bougéay, which recently celebrated both its grand opening and closing down ceremony. Mr. Ng’s grandson, Chicago Ng, was the one who recommended the cafe to his grandfather, as its hours of operation were from 11:00AM to 11:35AM, Tuesday – Thursday, coinciding perfectly […]

Regular Toike Writer Can’t Think of Anything Clever To Write, Fills 300 Words with Sex Puns (and a long headline)

Posted on: August 27th, 2018

As the deadline for content entries reaches only a few hours, one desperate Toike writer decides to resort to the basest form of humour in order to produce a satisfying article.   “Yes, I know that we just had SexToike,” mutters this anonymous writer to themselves while furiously pounding their keyboard, “But if I can […]