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[r/straightpeople] Asking for a friend, but is it gay to fuck the homies with socks on?

Posted on: March 13th, 2023

My friend’s feet get cold really fast and he has mentioned that he feels like it lowers his performance. I think he should wear socks because his homies deserve nothing better than the best. He’s not actually gay, I promise, but he really does like fucking his homies.  I’ve noticed that he’s a bit insecure […]

[r/fanfiction] Anyone know any good synonyms for eyes

Posted on: March 13th, 2023

I am so tired of writing ‘eyes’ when describing the crystalline cerulean depths of a character’s azure gaze. I end up writing ‘eyes’ a lot in my stories because I know they’re an important part of a character description, but does anyone know any other synonyms to eyes? I’ve already used orbs, looking balls, and […]

AITA for going to York?

Posted on: March 13th, 2023

I spent all of high school studying very hard and ended with a 169.420% GPA. It totally burnt me out and I had absolutely no fun doing it. My parents really wanted me to go to UofT for Computer Engineering since my dad is a computer engineer, and his father before him was an electrical […]

[OC] After adjusting UofT Engineering’s stats, removing outliers to project the future, it heavily regresses to around the level of Rotman

Posted on: March 13th, 2023

In the last two years, Skule has an average IQ of 265.73. However, the UofT average last year was 2. If you adjust their average IQ to 14.7, still above ArtsSci, they go from an average income of $2,763,420 over the past year to only $8,960. I’ll be generous and give them $30,225. Now, let’s […]

I (-19F) am dating a (21/4 M) engineering student and have yet to experience physical contact with him.

Posted on: March 13th, 2023

r/relationshipadvice Sooo I’m a lifesci student at the St. George campus and I met this guy while I was studying at Robarts. He’s an ECE student (which apparently means Electrical and Computer Engineering and not Early Childhood Educator like I thought) and because of that, he’s preoccupied with his very heavy course load (editor’s note: […]