Hey, y’all it’s hard to dance and not hit the hay but I’ve been doing it every morning with this set of new moves. I’m going to teach you Bern “The Big B”’s Barnyard Breakfast Shuffle. It’s perfect for when Ma sends me to get the eggs for breakfast. Alright, step in real close, y’all, and let’s hit it until we can’t quit it.

1. Run down the steps 2–by–2, back one up and run down through, hop one time and sound the kazoo
2. Blow the barnyard doors wide open, forget the coop, I’m not mom’s slave-aroo.
3. Shuffle to the left, shuffle to the right, smell that crap
4. Tug on the tails, left and right, hear that “Moo”
5. Run around and clap that ass, yell “yee-haw” like I’m riding first class
6. Shoot over to the coop and swap those hens
7. Quickly sort those hens, just pivoting them a little, smaller to the left and larger to the right and just keep doing that again
8. Pick up the eggs and sprint away, don’t let Bernard bite you with his beak
9. Head back home with the eggs in your hand