Hello everyone – concerned Christian father here. My son has been begging me to purchase a new game for him, some new fantasy game or other, something, something, the 14th edition? He eventually convinced me to buy it for him. I didn’t mind it at first, but it eventually began to erode his Christian character. Within a week, he spent countless hours at his computer, clicking away at his game. When I asked him to do his homework, he called me a “sprout” father, and patted me on the head. His grades have dropped significantly, and ever since that day, when I refused to give him my credit card for a “subscription”, he threatens to “cast Fire IV” on me. The other day, I found him at his computer, clicking away at his game. When I looked closer, I saw satanic symbols on his screen.  This concerned me. I asked him about it, but he just told me to shut up and that he was “progging UWU”. He has dyed his hair white, refusing to leave the house without a fake spear, and he insists we call him “Estinien,” instead of his Christian name. He refuses to go to his Bible study unless we use “the aetheryte” to go there. Just yesterday, I convinced him to go out for dinner with the family. During dinner, he started causing a commotion, screaming that he was “using his limit break”, to which he promptly shat his pants. Please help, I’m extremely concerned for him, and wonder if the game is causing him to become satanic.