My Dearest Luigi, where do I begin? Oh, how I love you. You are such a beautiful man, so kind hearted and heroic. Others may see you in a different light, but I know the real you – and you are exactly my type. I must also confess – I do love Italians. And men who are tall… When I first saw your picture on my screen, I was captivated. Who could this mysterious man be? And how could I learn more about him? 

I scoured the internet, searching for any and all scraps of information about you and delving into all of your interactions. The more I found, the more I fell in love. From everything I learned, I saw that you can be sensitive, but bold – a hero to those in need of help. I became even further enamored when I saw your special weapon, crafted yourself, which you use to rid this world of monsters. I wonder, I must confess, where else this magical tool could be applied…but then I snap a rubber band against my wrist and I feel calm

Luigi, though you have had to spend much time in the shadows, and others have viewed you as inferior; to me, you are perfect. Some may dislike you, but I know who you truly are, and I love you for it. Though I have only glimpsed your beautiful face through digital monitors, I know that if I ever found you in person, we would instantly connect. There are so many things we could talk about – you have such refined taste in art and culture, I know our conversation would be nothing but scintillating. If I could change the stars I would do it to make our worlds collide. My beloved, favourite Super Mario character, Luigi.