Getting injured in America is kinda like an arcade machine
You gotta input more money or you die.
Why is it better to lose your health during summer and winter seasons?
So you don’t have to worry about fall damage.
Why did the gamer play so many video games after his breakup?
To console himself.
What did the gaming reporter say about the new Minecraft updates?
“They’re groundbreaking!”
Which is faster, Sonic the Hedgehog or a Japanese bullet train?
A bullet train. Sonic doesn’t actually exist.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies…
For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.
Why doesn’t Mario like to use the internet?
He’s afraid of the Browsers.
Did you know Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise?
It’s made from 90% recycled material.
Mario broke up with Peach. He told her…
“It’s not you, it’s a me, Mario!”
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
You’re a diamond?
You’re a diamond who?
You’re a diamond me crazy!
Puns about Minecraft mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
What’s a French person’s favourite gaming console?
A Nintendo Oui.
What do people and video game consoles have in common?
No one can agree on which generation is best.
Yesterday I got an Xbox for my little brother…
Best trade ever!
Why did Pac-Man go to therapy?
He had a lot of ghosts in his past.
REAL JOKES FROM THE MINECRAFT JOKE BOOK:
These read as chatGPT generated from years before that technology existed. Obama was in office when this came out. Maybe we didn’t need humor as much back then and that’s why these jokes make no sense and aren’t funny.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hand Grenade.
Hand Grenade who?
Kaboom!
What did the Minecraft player wish for?
To respawn as Steve.
Did you hear about the player who was so freaked out that when she was attacked by a few mobs she forgot to her sword?
What a noob.
Did you hear about the noob who spent the first few minutes of nightfall running around without any weapons?
It wasn’t long before she was destroyed.
Did you hear about the noob whose favorite block is air?
Nothing happened!
What does Taylor Swift sing when she plays Minecraft and eats potatoes?
Taters gonna tate!
How did the player keep from getting hurt while battling a blaze?
He used a potion of fire resistance!
How could the creeper tell that the invisible player was right in front of him?
From his farts!
What did President Obama say the first time he played Minecraft?
Who knows? The press never covers the really important stuff.
You might be a Minecraft addict if you admire your friend’s skin and ask her where she crafted it.
You might be a minecraft addict if you refuse to make eye contact with tall people dressed in black.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, oceans can’t talk!
What did the creeper say to the respawned player?
I think we’ve met before!
Why did the Minecraft player continue to play football with a broken leg?
He was waiting to respawn!
Why didn’t the Minecraft player immediately text back her friend?
She was waiting to respawn!
“Did you hear about the player who thought the creeper was giving out free hugs?”
“No, what happened?”
“He went KABOOM!”
