I have a confession to make…I’ve never had garlic—I KNOW! The goth doesn’t partake in garlic, what are you, a VAMPIRE?!? LMAO!! 

You live in ONE garlic free household for a couple decades (roommates amirite) and everyone thinks you’re some sexy big shot leech. I WISH!! You’re very much welcome to visit my home as well, out of your own free will of course. It’s been a while since we’ve had some youthful energy around. I’m quite the host! :)

Anyways, I’ve always wanted to try it. My forbidden fruit, if you will. So you can imagine how delighted I was when I found out they were doing a little garlic festival right outside my house! Toronto, you’ve really outdone yourself!

Naturally, as the welcoming soul I am, during our daily cheese and wine break, I asked my roomies if they wanted to come along…AND THEY SAID “FUCK NO?!?!?” LIKE?!?! How can they be so dismissive of my interests!! I always drink whatever new “wines” they bring home (for a bunch of doctors, they’re such alcoholics!), I do my best to keep garlic out of the house for their sake, but as soon as I want them to come with me to try garlic ONE time! God forbid I get adventurous once in a while! 

Do note, when you come over, I recommend passing on the thick red wine, they love sharing it with visitors—but um… it’s definitely an acquired taste… 

Alas, for my first time, I don’t want to do it with a bunch of strangers, y’know? These guys are all I’ve known for the last couple centur— I mean years. Time flies quickly, haha! And so, I’ve realized I need to find new friends to come eat garlic with me! 

I heard they even have a vampire costume contest, oh what fun dressing up would be! Maybe we can be sexy big shot leeches together, whaddya think? :>