Hey, gamers! If you’re like me, you’re gaming constantly when you don’t have school. Games (and energy drinks) are basically your lifeblood. But sometimes, there’s a game where something happens that makes you CRASH OUT, you know? Well for me, I’m pretty level headed. I almost never stop playing a game, yes sometimes I stop for a while (5 seconds to crack another Red Bull) but then I pick it back up. There’s only one game I’ve ever actually quit.

I was collecting stuff, for completion (if you don’t 100% it you are not a gamer) and I had been putting my hours in. Do not take it lightly, chat, I had been grinding for a while, like months and months. Like so much grinding you wouldn’t believe it. My life was built around the game at this point. My strat was insane, and I planned down to the minute when I would log back into the game.

And then I did it. I finished the game. I won. Or so I thought. The very next day, I log in and guess what? There’s an update. YEAH. AN UPDATE. I thought the devs were trolling me, but no. They added 4 more things to collect. They moved the goalposts of the marathon and snatched my medal as I collapsed from exhaustion. The only thing I could do at that point was rage (which I did) and quit (which I also did).

So if the bastards at Hit-Point are reading this: fuck you. Fuck you Sapphire, Jeeves, Apricot, and Ganache. And fuck you, Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector, the only game I have EVER rage quit.