Aries
You will find an opportunity to foster a cat. You should take it.

Taurus
You will adopt FOUR cats and they will all love you.

Gemini
You should find that bonded pair of cats at the shelter and adopt them.

Cancer
You will get tons of money and spend it all on food and toys for your cats.

Leo
You are actually a cat. If you didn’t already know. You will do many cat things. Nya!

Virgo
You will be a crazy cat lady. Enjoy!

Libra
You will find a very chonky cat. It is very important that that you give him lasagna.

Scorpio
You will meet 67 cats and they will all ask you to feed them. Better make sure you have a lot of cat treats on you this month!

Sagittarius
You will write a beautiful song about your cat and it will actually win a Grammy.

Capricorn
You will meet the love of your life! Spoiler alert: they are a cat.

Aquarius
The Cat Distribution System will choose YOU and you will adopt a kitten.

Pisces
There will be a new cat in your life. Become their catnip dealer.