Even a beginner spellcaster can raise these cute lil’ buggers for help around the house!
Do you ever find yourself having trouble keeping up with the daily grind of chores? If so, these eight friendly household imps are perfect for you. If you’re just starting out in the art of summoning, don’t worry! These helpful mini-demons require no certification in witchcraft and/or wizardry and require only a basic summoning circle, a few drops of red Gatorade, and the soul of a small insect.
- Laundry Imp: One of the most common types of household imps, laundry imps will do all the cleaning, drying, and folding on their own. Although they have a penchant for stealing individual socks, they’re a common sight in the homes of many magi worldwide–and soon enough, in yours!
- Cook Imp: Who needs to know how to cook when a cook imp can whip up a five-pentagram meal in the blink of an eye? These cuties just love slicing, dicing, frying, baking, and grilling all kinds of delights, ranging from devil’s food cake to monkey’s paw à la Harambe.
- Bath Imp: If you’re sick of cleaning yourself everyday, bath imps will draw you a bubble bath and have you squeaky clean in a matter of minutes. All you have to do is sit back as your demon pal scrubs away the grease and grime of working all day. The bath imp is a member of the family of basic personal hygiene imps, which also includes toothbrush imp, floss imp, and dress yourself imp, but these may be more difficult to summon if you’re already having trouble bathing.
- Work Imp: Like most adults, you probably hate your job. Work imps aim to solve that problem exactly by doing your job for you. These come with a little extra price tag since in addition to the summoning setup, you need to get them a tiny little suit so they can dress for your job. Just sink deep into your couch at home and watch as your work imp brings home the bacon and secures that promotion you’ve been after for months.
- Watch Your Daughter’s First Steps Imp: God, all that kid’s done is cry since she was born. Good thing there’s an imp out there to watch that whiny brat’s first steps for you.
- Tinder Imp: If you’re ever lost in the forest, you can summon this scamp with a quick summoning circle made of sticks and leaves. He’ll get a fire going for you faster than you can swipe right! Now all you need is an imp to quench your thirst and you can survive in the woods for months!
- Spread Plague Across the Fiefdom Imp: Mojo hasn’t been on point lately? Sometimes, you try to fire off a nasty voodoo spell and it just fizzles out. Witch-doctoring can be tough. Summon a spread plague across the fiefdom imp and he’ll, er, spread plague across the fiefdom whenever you find yourself on the wrong side of the magickal bed.
- Shoe Polish Imp: Heehee! Look at his little hands polishing your shoes!
This…this doesn’t really replace “course” well…
*angrily lets the Harambe joke stay cause it’s funny*
