What is your favourite subject in school?

1. History
2. English
3. Biology
4. Math
5. Sex ed

What is your favourite colour?

1. Red
2. Crimson
3. Blue
4. Purple
5. Black

What do you like to do in your free time?

1. Hide in my castle
2. Haunt my situationship’s dreams
3. Stalk my crush
4. Count things….1….2….3….4…5….
5. Bounce on it….. Crazy style….

What is your dream wedding?

1. Very extravagant destination wedding at a castle in Europe
2. Whatever my wife wants as long as there are NO CHURCH HYMNS (so boring)
3. Backyard wedding in the forest
4. None, I’m too busy with the academic grind
5. None, my dream is to be homewrecker

Congratulations! You’ve won a custom haunted mansion, how do you decorate it?

1. Classic vintage furniture, dark wood and red velvet
2. Floral and Victorian with lots of curtains (I can’t stand light!)
3. Very modern with lots of windows and great views
4. A New York apartment with lots of math posters, maybe even a clock
5. Decrepit old mansion that I can turn into a rat sanctuary 

And finally, what is your dream vacation spot?

1. Transylvania
2. Austria
3. The Pacific Northwest
4. New York
5. The Carpathian Mountains

If you picked….

Mostly A: Count Dracula

Count Dracula loves that classic, goth, vampire aesthetic. This tall, dark, and handsome bachelor also owns his own castle. Date him while you can because this might be your only chance at home ownership. Seriously. 

Mostly B: Carmilla

One of the few canonically lesbian vampires, Carmilla hates carriage rides and loves cats. If you wish your weirdly prophetic dreams actually meant something and that your lesbian situationship actually had feelings for you, Carmilla is your dream girl! Just don’t ask how old she is. 

Mostly C: Edward Cullen

The classic vampire heartthrob! Vegetarian, doesn’t kill people, protective, whats not to love? As long as you can get past the fact that after 100 years he still hasn’t finished highschool. Maybe you can tutor him?

Mostly D: Count Von Count

“Greetings! I am the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count… things.”

He’s witty, he’s fun, and he can probably do your taxes! The only vampire that lives in a castle in a city, with a car. Plus, he’s great with kids. Just make sure you don’t get in the way of his counting. The catch? He only dates Countesses. Better luck next time…

Mostly E: Count Orlok

Owns a home? Great in bed? What a catch! Count Orlok just keeps getting so much better, he even turned his mansion into a rat sanctuary. Why doesn’t love a man with a soft side? But when he isn’t soft you’ll be bouncing on it crazy style! Lets goooo!!! The downside? He might eat you, literally.