Talk about a news brief! Scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of Justin Bieber’s dick were recently leaked from the D.L. Pratt Building at the University of Toronto. A technician managed to snap a few high-energy images of Bieber’s carbon nanotube during a late night at the lab.

The images caught the attention of some very promiscuous fleas and mites, as well as top nanoscientists at the university. “This may well erect a new area in the field of nanoscience,” proclaimed Prof. Matt Ereeuls. “Justin’s penis provides us with an arena to test long-disputed theories in areas such as microfluidics and nanofluidics, as well as nanoscale lubrication and tensile testing.”

Some experts in nanomaterials also claim that Bieber’s pubes are examples of near-perfect monocrystalline whiskers. It could also give researchers in hard sciences such as physics a chance to experiment with unexplored avenues in quantum physics. Unfortunately, mechanical engineers seem to have gotten the short end of the stick research-wise—rough calculations so far show that Bieber’s tool might not be suitable for experiments attempting to verify controversial theories about rigid bodies and vibrations. The possibility of hardness testing has also been ruled out.

Bieber has declined to comment on whether or not he would be willing to donate just a little bit of his body to the scientific community, although researchers such as Prof. Ereeuls are keeping their hopes up. “I’m fairly confident we can get Bieber under the transmission electron microscope and start designing some novel experiments soon.”