SKYEDGE, NEW GARAGEDOR – Oh, the humanity!

As the war winds down, it has become one of attrition! Dark Lord Chorizord’s dragons have razed the town of Folkwreath! Few survivors have managed to escape the World-Eater’s wrath! Witnesses even report seeing Chorizord use his magical staff, the Wabbafett, to take the form of a fire-type dragon to lead the destruction of the innocent forestry town.  

This attack comes on the back of the Coldbringer’s victories at the Battles of Lambeau Field, BMO Field, FedExField, and the Bands which culminated in the Fall of Barndor, the castle of the Netherlord himself.

The Windycoat Rebellion has been buoyed by ever-increasing support in recent months. Cries of “Skyedge belongs to the Norbs,” “Kawyzahr guide you,” and “I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee” can be heard at random from seemingly everyone throughout the towns of Skyedge. General Lilypad has almost reunited the 23 Districts and, supported by her on-again, off-again boyfriend Naan, only needs to free the district of Skyedge for her to be crowned Queen of the Norbs, the Boynar, and the Randalls. The daughter of Rad King Baerys XXVI has begun to fulfill the Coldbringer Prophecy that was told to her by an old warty woman who mysteriously appeared in her father’s court one day and just as mysteriously disappeared the next.

Truly, if she is the princess who was pledged, and hers is a tune of hot and cold, then may the infinite light of Kwayzahr’s three-and-a-half suns warm her soul and light her path.