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Early Bird Review of Armor in Next Skulerim Expansion

Latest Skulerim expansion, the Toike has managed to get its hands on leaked stats for every new piece of armor. With all kinds of game-breaking additions, this year’s iteration of The Elder Trolls franchise is sure to be a hit.

Yellow Hardhat:

  • Level 1 Armor
  • -10 Sneak
  • +10 Charisma
  • +30 Engineering Magicka

Dark Hoodie:

  • Level 1 Armor
  • -5 Charisma
  • +5 Sneak
  • +5 Defense against snowballs
  • +20% Damage from dropping mixtapes

Engineering Swag Shirt:

  • Level 3 Armor
  • +50 Defense against Artscis
  • +10 Dank Meme Knowledge
  • +30 Ego

Socks and Sandals:

  • Level 2 Armor
  • -20 Charisma
  • +30 Comfort
  • +100% Virginity Protection

Winter Coat:

  • Level 2 Armor
  • -50% Speed
  • +90% Resistance to Ice

Plain White T:

  • Level 2 Armor
  • +10 Defense against professors’ questions
  • +20 Charisma around girls

Coveralls:

  • Level 10 Armor
  • +15 Swag
  • +30 Defense against ArtScis
  • Passive: Gain “Suh Dude” if you encounter another player with this armor.

Sweatpants:

  • Level 3 Armor
  • -10 Charisma
  • +50% Resistance to Ice
  • +50 Comfort
  • +100% Damage from coffee stains

Uggs:

  • Level 6 Armor
  • +20 Basic Magicka
  • +40 Sneak
  • +15 Charisma near Starbucks
  • -50% Resistance to Salt

Because I Am A Girl Vest:

  • Level 50 Armor
  • -100% Visibility
  • +100 Sneak
  • Passive: Gain “Heyy how’s goin’, have time to chat?”

Birthday Suit:

  • Level 59 Armor
  • +100 Romance Skills

What great additions to the series’ armor collection; particularly the Because I Am A Girl Vest, which previously was only used by NPCs and not wearable in the game. It’s good to see that they have balanced out the Uggs this year. In past versions, combining the armor set with the rare Pumpkin Spice Potion led to OP players using only basic abilities.