This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw. This month’s column is brought to you by loneliness. Loneliness – looks like it’s just you and Ol’ Lefty again tonight.

 

Norm: Hi, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –

Gord: Hi.

Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, Tinder.

Gord: Tinder is little bits of paper and tree bark that you take camping to help you sta-

Norm: The phone app, Ya hoser!

Gord: How does a phone app help you start a fire?

Norm: It doesn’t, it’s a dating app. You swipe – sweep?- left or right on pictures of pretty girls if you wanna date ‘em.

Gord: Huh, sweep?

Norm: Yeah, sweep.

Gord: I do enough sweeping at the curling rink on Saturdays.

Norm: I do enough sweeping in the men’s hockey league playoffs.

Gord: Beauty, eh?

Norm: Beaut.

Gord: Do girls swipe on guys?

Norm: Don’t think so.

Gord: Aw.

Norm: Sorry, bud.

Gord: S’okay, bud.

Norm: This has been Norm and Gord McLuhan –

Gord: Hi.

Norm: – discussing Tinder.