Alright, this is gonna be the most one-sided PCP in the history of this fine publication. Nobody swallows because swallowing is gross and unsanitary. Besides, this is usually happening right before bed and who wants to do that to their stomach right before bed?
I see your point but…it’s just so tasty. Once it gets in my mouth, sometimes I just have trouble forcing myself to spit it out.
Are you insane?!?! Your dentist must seriously hate you.
Are you kidding? Why would my dentist hate me?
Are YOU kidding? You know how bad it is to swallow toothpaste?
I…I didn’t know we were talking about toothpaste.