Who is Supreme Leader Snoke in the new Star Wars Trilogy? Well, I have it on good authority that Supreme Leader Snoke is none other than, you guessed it, Mace Windu from the prequel trilogy. 

I’m sorry, what? We saw him die. 

We’ve seen a bunch of people “die” in Star Wars only to later find out that they survived. 

No one could have survived a fall like that though. 

Darth Maul did even after he was cut in half. He came back in the Clone Wars and Rebels TV series AND he was in Solo for 20 seconds for no reason. 

Okay, but he was electrocuted. Surely he couldn’t survive that. 

Luke Skywalker and Emperor Palpatine were both electrocuted for longer and they both survived. That’s probably why Snoke looks frailer and has a raspier voice than Windu. 

Really? You’re asking about severed limbs in Star Wars. Luke, Anakin and Darth Maul all had prosthetic limbs. 

Fuck! Okay, I didn’t want to go to this point but I guess I have to. Mace Windu was Black. 

SO WAS MICHAEL JACKSON! 

DAMMIT! Fine, you win. Snoke is probably Mace Windu.