The title says it all, I just had the absolute worst day of my life. I’m only 6 months old but I know it was a truly harrowing experience that I’ll remember for the rest of my days. At 8 pm, my humans fed my older brother, but not me. No matter how much I screamed and cried they IGNORED ME! Then I was locked in a room so I wouldn’t eat the tasty bouquet of flowers in the living room, which is really a very mean thing to do (they look so yummy). Then when morning came, I cried for food but the humans only gave me water (I dumped it on the floor in protest). And then, they grabbed me and made me eat nasty medicine from a plastic tube (gross!).

Then I got stuffed into a carrier and carried through the rain. Rain, if you didn’t know, is water. And water, if you didn’t know, is wet. Which, for a cat like me, is BAD. 0/10 experience. Then, I got taken away from my humans and abducted by the “vet.” I don’t really remember what happened, I think I had a really good nap… And when I woke up, I got some tasty food. Maybe the “vet” people are nicer than my humans…

I got home (more rain, yuck) and then I got more food, finally. But that’s when I noticed the real problem, they took my 8@!!s! Then, to add insult to injury, my humans tried to put a cone of shame on me, but I outwitted them until they gave up.

Well, that pretty much sums it up. Now, I’m getting lots of treats and cuddles again, but still, paws down the worst experience of my life.