Your death in a past life!

Aries
You accidentally wandered into a cult meeting and got ritually sacrificed.

Taurus
Unfortunately, you were fatally charged at by a bull.

Gemini
You were rescued from being burnt at the stake by being turned into a vampire.

Cancer
For your crimes, you were hung, drawn, and quartered.

Leo
You predicted your own death by drowning and then decided to go for a rowboat ride (the boat was NOT seaworthy) in the Mediterranean in the middle of a storm.

Virgo
Dysentery

Libra
Autocannibalism!

Scorpio
You disappeared and three days later your body was found completely drained of blood.

Sagittarius
They hung you on the gallows and then your body leapt off and levitated down the street.
It was really weird.

Capricorn
You were accidentally killed when you misfired a cannon.

Aquarius
A rusty nail mishap pls get a tetanus shot.

Pisces
THOU ART A WITCH. You were burnt at the stake.