Hi guys! I was directed to make an article in this newspaper to search about a recent incident I was involved in. I was walking down College Street, like any other day, when I noticed a small, orange cat on the sidewalk. Being a cat-lover myself, I stopped to pet it. However, to my astonishment, it began walking away from me! I followed it, thinking it was just afraid, or it needed help. It led me to a cafe nearby, one of those that’s pet-friendly. I continued to follow it into the cafe, where it sat down at a table. By now, I was pretty confused, but I thought the cat didn’t have any malicious intentions. I was finally able to pet it, and I will admit, I got a bit carried away. I didn’t even notice when a waiter brought a bag of cat food, and placed it at our table. Before I could say anything, the cat jumped out, grabbed the bag and ran off with the food, and I was left to foot the $200 bill! If any of you see a small orange cat in the area, please call the police and let them know about its schemes. If you were victimized by this cat, a few of us are starting a support group nearby.