It was a day like any other Like that day I was with your mother Except the frosh had a plan And no, they weren’t gonna cram With chiseled jaws, and mewing cheeks With fingers raw, and joyful shrieks The first years mounted their rigid rod Facing towards Bahen’s knobs With member erect, and tip […]
Students dwelling in the Sandford Fleming Atrium, more commonly known as “The Pit” have recently noticed that the Pit’s resident water fountain has had its filter status light change to red, indicating the need for a filter change. Now, the filter status has been so neglected that the light is no longer lit at all; […]
Gng I srsly dk what 2 do rn. All my finals r cookng me, and I cnt rvue all da lectur materials to study icl. Ts lowk pmo frfr. I litrlly cnt even rn vro. Ion evn sleep now ngl. Tbh I shud nvr hav cum 2 UofT. I cnt b an academic wpn frfr. […]
