What’s a cat’s favorite color?Purrple. Why are cats bad storytellers?They only have one tail! What’s a cat’s favourite movie? The Sound of Mewsic! “If I lose all nine lives, send me to puuurgatory” – Chat Noir How many cats can you put into an empty box?Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty. What does the […]
AriesYou will find an opportunity to foster a cat. You should take it. TaurusYou will adopt FOUR cats and they will all love you. GeminiYou should find that bonded pair of cats at the shelter and adopt them. CancerYou will get tons of money and spend it all on food and toys for your cats. […]
Cats. Cats are some of the most incredible animals to have around. The feline form is incredible. From being able to land on all fours when falling through a great application of angular momentum through their tails, to their incredible senses. Cats have incredible senses in the dark, with great eyesight and tracking. Their eyes […]
There is a kitty. You can pet on kitty. You can water the kitty like a plant. The kitty can bring you gifts. Not too shabby, but also definitely not cat-centric. Also there is a limit of one kitty. You can get as many kitties as you want and of different breeds, and they can […]
There are many things out there that people very much like, And for many, a fluffy animal makes their day bright! But for some like me, you must be more wary than that, For I’m allergic to cats. Some own a cat, a companion in your home forevermore Some make a pilgrimage to a cafe, […]
He is a black cat,In a handsome tie, so cute,The best employee. Oh my god so cute,Napping cats are the sweetest,Lowkey I’m jealous. This cat is so long,I think it will reach the moon,What a brave kitty. Sitting with the catOn the cosiest blanketsIt’s the softest joy
okay guys check this out, this is the best cat i’ve ever seen and no one else can top it. his name is baby corn because hes just a small lil corn boy and has a vengeance for other corns. he’s a small wobbly cat with micro ears and he loves going outside, i saw […]
TORONTAIL, ONTERRIERO—Dogs of all ages have taken to King’s Farm to make their barks heard to the Government of Onterriero (for those that failed civics, the government is led by pigs, and consists of 124 Members of Porcine Parliament, or MPPs). The dogs are currently protesting to enshrine their God (Dog?) given right to be […]
FOUR KITTENS IN MY HOUSE LOOK AT THEM!!! We haven’t even named them yet; they are the youngest cats ever. Look at how stacked they are! They love purring and playing with toys and wrestling each other <3
Hi guys! I was directed to make an article in this newspaper to search about a recent incident I was involved in. I was walking down College Street, like any other day, when I noticed a small, orange cat on the sidewalk. Being a cat-lover myself, I stopped to pet it. However, to my astonishment, […]
