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Issue: February 2021


Posted on: March 5th, 2021

Hi all, and welcome back to Konspiracy Korner: your monthly source for theories that have, with 100% certainty, been put into words. This week we’re taking a dive into the name of Skule itself—you may think it’s a simple engineer joke, but the truth behind it goes so deep, you’ll be saying “yowch! That sure […]


Posted on: March 5th, 2021

BREAKING: Recent market movements in the entertainment sector have led r/furry to launch their very own IPO in an attempt to bait large funds into another short squeeze. A spokes-bull stated only that “they plan on closing all the stores they are yet to open” and that “they’re in the market for a used Model […]

Five Furriest Disney Movies (And One Anti-Furry Movie)

Posted on: March 5th, 2021

Greetings temporary money-holders, I mean movie-goers. Welcome to another Toike listicle, because these are pretty easy to write and we can put in pictures of the items being ranked to make each issue seem less word heavy. Today, I have the unenviable task of ranking Disney’s five Furriest films. Now, I know what you’re thinking. […]

Toike take – Toronto’s Worst

Posted on: March 5th, 2021

This column features the 3 worst people, places or things (Nouns, for those of you who failed grade 4) in Toronto this month, personal bias definitely included. Toronto Housing Market – It’s a great time to rent in Toronto (if you are affluent). Now is perfect to switch to a new rental contact because rent […]

An Objective Review on Nicholas Cage’s New Netflix Series: History of Swear Words (2021)

Posted on: March 5th, 2021

The other day, I opened YouTube on my laptop expecting to be greeted by the usual recommendations of LofiChillHop and Study Girl. Instead, up popped a two minute clip from the 2007 blockbuster that everyone loves to hate: Ghost Rider. It’s easy to get lost in the memes and forget what a versatile actor Nicholas […]

A Critical Analysis of Zootopia: A Cautionary Tail, I Mean Tale, Fuck

Posted on: March 5th, 2021

We need to have a little talk about Zootopia. A serious talk. What was it all about? Is it some alternate universe where humans never evolved, leaving various animals to evolve into the dominant species? Is it some forgotten past before some cataclysmic event that destroyed animal civilization, causing them to regress and allowing for […]

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