Let this be a warning to you all. It was October 3rd when it all started. After staying at my boyfriend’s house for the night, I came home in the early hours of the morning to find my chihuahua lying on the ground, eyes glossy and breathing strained. Immediately, I took him to the vet, […]
TEAM EDWARD TEAM JACOB First of all, Twilight is ABOUT vampires. Think about it, Edward Cullen is the ideal man. He’s a gentleman, he’s handsome, he’s cool, and he takes care of Bella and keeps her out of danger from the evil vampires. What’s not to love? Okay, (furry). Yeah maybe vampires are like, solidly […]
bramstrokerReblogged joseph-sheridan-lefanu * Apr 20, 1987 thedracula-deactivated18941106 My three girlfriendsAnd yes, they drink blood jonathan-harkerdo they drink blood? thedraculaYes, actually. westenra-lucyyyyou mean she isnt just drinking blood? but human blood? thedraculaIt’s called a bunt…. Not just blood… And yes, it is a human blood bunt. They all drink human blood bunts before we kiss. (They […]
In a break from our Vampiric content, we bring you some actual news from Western. Around their homecoming weekend, multiple installations found their way to the University of Western Ontario’s campus. On the morning of October 1st, Western students were cheerfully greeted by a train, and a banner that declared “We’re so back.” The train, […]
TRANSYLVANIA, ROMANIA. Children of the Night in Transylvania say a Russian drone has breached their airspace as Russia continues to have drones somehow enter NATO countries. Reports came from Castle Dracula early Sunday morning that a Russian drone had been detected flying overhead, which local resident Dr. Acula said was “outrageous as it hadn’t even […]
Have you ever met a ceiling rat? Formerly known as a Pit Rat, this friendly creature has now retreated to classrooms on the upper floors of the Sandford Fleming Building due to the ongoing Pit Renovation. Recently, one of these rats was spotted in SF2202, and even made its way to the ceiling. This was […]
Flute in hand Why yes I’m in the band But not the band you’re thinking of Quiet and nice We ran from the mice “What is this the beginning of?” We gathered and sang Then went out with a BANG “ Wake up our friends above!” Hundreds we spanned Why yes we’re in the bnad […]
Dracula is sitting stiffly on a velvet tuxedo-couch, fidgeting with the silver ring on his index finger, a gift from one of his brides, “she’s long gone by now—the work of a hunter,” he says. Dracula takes a sip of blood from a wine glass, the rich blood coating his long, sleek fangs. This is […]
I have a confession to make…I’ve never had garlic—I KNOW! The goth doesn’t partake in garlic, what are you, a VAMPIRE?!? LMAO!! You live in ONE garlic free household for a couple decades (roommates amirite) and everyone thinks you’re some sexy big shot leech. I WISH!! You’re very much welcome to visit my home as […]
Do vampires eat flesh? I don’t actually know. But what I do know is that, according to Science Magazine, the human body contains around 125,000 calories. It is important to isolate the body parts which contain these calories in order to ensure an efficient and nutritious diet, so I have taken the time to provide […]
