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Issue: September 2024

JASON’S TRAGIC TUMBLE AT THE CHARMING BALL

Posted on: September 1st, 2024

Jason Derulo just fell down the stairs at Prince Charming’s ball! The unfortunate incident occurred just after midnight, when nobility and news agencies witnessed the embarrassing scene of Jason Derulo tumbling headfirst down the stairs at the main entrance to the prince’s palace. The cause of his fall appeared to be a shoe that a, […]


Romeo & JuliEN?

Posted on: September 1st, 2024

Romeo and Juliet? Nah, it should be Romeo and JuliEN. Lesbian or gay, it doesn’t matter, but I think it’s worth noting that the name “Romeo” has more cultural significance, so if you’ve got to change one it should be Juliet. See I’ve always said that Romeo and Juliet is gay, don’t agree with me? […]


The Salad

Posted on: September 1st, 2024

You like fairy tales, kids? Well, I happen to like ‘em too. Here’s a Grimm Brothers’ one that caught my eye recently. Something about a salad or whatever – I don’t know, I haven’t touched any grass in years. Anyway, enjoy~ *************************************** As a merry young huntsman was once going briskly along through a wood, […]