Most and Least Fuckable Game Controllers WHY I HATE N64 CONTROLLERS This started as a ranked list but evolved into a vent piece as I realized I cannot fucking stand this controller. Any complaints I could think of for anything else were dwarfed in comparison to this nintendonian buffoonery. I am dead tired and out […]
There are many questions one can ask about the world; an infinite amount, in fact. It is only inevitable that the vast majority of these questions will go not just unanswered, but even unasked. It is up to us as human beings to do our part to carry the banner of curiosity and ask questions […]
SUNNYVALE, CALIFORNIA – LinkedIn CEO announces, in a joint statement with his CPO and public affairs partner, that the LinkedIn website will now allow users to add Steam achievements to their list of ‘Skills.’ This comes as the company attempts to cater to the increasingly popular “gaming community,” which has expanded to include more than […]
This monthly column features a riveting conversation between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw. This month’s column is about Video Games! Gord: Welcome back from the summer everyone! I’m Gord. Norm: And I’m Norm! We do hope you had a good break and didn’t kill any goblins or anything… Gord: Hey, what’s in […]
In the early hours of the morning, a post was published on Twitter.com, penned by none other than Dr. Eggman himself, mortal villain to Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog. The following is a transcription of the words spoken on the video: “I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow The Hedgehog’s a bitch ass […]
Hello everyone – concerned Christian father here. My son has been begging me to purchase a new game for him, some new fantasy game or other, something, something, the 14th edition? He eventually convinced me to buy it for him. I didn’t mind it at first, but it eventually began to erode his Christian character. […]
Welcome to the Pit! (Or at least its substitute for the year) Welcome F!rosh, Upper Years, alumni, Artscis, and all who cause chaos across campus! The pit is the beating heart of culture at Skule TM , playing host to games, builds, ****, studying, refreshments, your friendly EngSoc representatives, shenanigans, and of course, the indomitable […]
