This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw.
This month’s column is sponsored by the BBC. BBC – England’s favourite porn category.
Norm: Hi, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –
Gord: Hi there!
Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, elderberries.
Gord: What the heck is an elderberry?
Norm: Well, Gord, we’re discussing elderberr-ies, so an elderberr-y is one.
Gord: I understand grammar, ya hosehead. Oxford commas!
Norm: What… What about Oxford commas?
Gord: They’re well-dressed, ya know, because they’re from England and they’re all fancy, right?
Norm: Anyway, I think we’re supposed to be talkin’ about Monty Python ‘r somethin’.
Gord: That’s a nice name for a snake.
Norm: No, ya hoser, we’re talkin’ about the sketch comedy group.
Gord: Oh… Oh! Right. I liked SCTV better.
Norm: So did I.
Gord: They’re British, eh?
Norm: No, they’re from Trawna.
Gord: Really? Monty Python ‘r Canadian?
Norm: No, I meant –
Gord: But you just said that they’re from Trawna.
Norm: I was talkin’ about SCTV.
Gord: But I thought they were based in Chicago?
Norm: Well yeah, but SCTV was started by their Canadian branch.
Gord: I hear SNL ripped ‘em off.
Norm: Ripped off who?
Gord: Yeah, it’s a total rip-off, eh.
Norm: Well huh. Still a big fan
Norm: For the last time this year, this has been Norm and Gord McLuhan –
Norm: – discussing elderberries.