Okay, I’ve got something really important to say so I’m gonna skip the lengthy preamble and get right into it. Winnie the Pooh is by far the best fursona in the world. I’ve given this a lot of thought and I’ve come to this important realization logically.

Firstly, Winnie the Pooh is literally always read for a quickie. He lets it all hang loose and I respect that. Don’t we all dream of dancing through life wearing naught but a shirt? It can’t only be me, right?

Secondly, Winnie comes with built in imagery that gets the motor going. How many times have you seen Winnie “stuck in a hole”? I don’t know about you, but the thought of Winnie having Piglet or Tigger come pull him off – I mean out – gives me serious, “what are you doing step-brother?” porno vibes. 

Thus concludes this article. If you have a problem with the arguments or imagery brought up, you can go fuck a beehive, preferably with a grizzly bear very nearby, you prude.