Dear Readers, I once again need to complain about women ruining my favourite game. And not just any women: pop stars. Not only have I been plagued by Sabrina Carpenter (as you may have already heard) invading Fortnite, but now she has been joined by the girls from KPop Demon Hunters. Can someone please set up a Takedown of these pop girlies in Fortnite because this is getting ridiculous. Not only is it the Sabrina army, but now, with Huntrix there are an additional THREE OF THEM. And they keep killing me in the air while I’m trying to impress my fellow Deadpool players with my sick Fortnite skills. I can tell you, my Fornite skills are so good and totally NOT dogshit. I would be Golden in the player rankings if Rumi, Mira, and Zoe didn’t keep showing up and killing me like I was just some stinky demon while playing that song. Next thing you’re going to tell me Chappell Roan playing as Ariana Grande is going to join the island I’m playing in and one-shot me as I play as Sasuke (though she definitely won’t succeed– I play Fortnite so much I could win against her in my sleep) (for context I play Fortnite even in my dreams so I am definitely speaking the truth here).